"It's great to be young and a Yankee."

Are you really gonna purport that you've ALWAYS been such staunch supporters? C'mon. The gig's up. Up until this year, you thought "Bruins" were some kind of term for pubcrawlers. Now you're all brimming with pride over their sweep of Montreal.

This is just another reason why your legions of sports fans ignite the ire in most other cities. This is why you suck. I know it's been said and done before way better than I ever could, but I can't help myself...this song ignites the karaoke in me every time. (Actually it's the only song that ignites the karaoke in me because I learned all the words and don't have the look at the tv. What, I subscribe to normal adult behavior.)



This is why you suck, this is why you suck, this is why, this is why, this is why you suck.
You suck cuz you hate, you hate cuz you're lame, this is why, this is why, this is why you suck.

This is why you suck:
You don't gotta lie,
You couldn't name a Bruins player 'fore 2009.
You jumped up on the wagon,
And cheer black and gold,
But where were you the last 10 years,
When your team was playing cold?
You drop names like Thornton,
As if that makes you true,
Hey, I'm a diehard Penguins fan cuz I can name Lemieux!
You only watch them play,
When they're winning games,
You like the way they skate,
You're still learning all their names.
You chant "Yankees suck!"
And your ignorance's confirmed--
You got nothing else to yell when you know no hockey terms.

This is why you suck, this is why you suck, this is why, this is why, this is why you suck.
You suck cuz you hate, you hate cuz you're lame, this is why, this is why, this is why you suck.

This is why you suck,
Here we go again.
Every other day you get a new fairweather fan.
Last year's Cs,
Took it all the way,
22 years, and you finally beat LA.
I admit I was impressed,
That was real loyalty,
But now all hope is gone just because you lost KG??
No wonder you're all hot
For the NHL
And traded in your Allen jersey for one of Phil Cassel.
You hate on every star,
In pure jealousy.
You have the market cornered on unmatched hypocrisy.
You're into big spending, but still criticize the Yanks,
14 mil for Drew? That's what Mo puts in his bank!
Those who hail from Boston who are focused on the dream,
All move to New York City, ya know we got the better teams.
We keep it so clean,
Winning is routine.
And when we call you fans pathetic, this is what we mean.

This is why you suck, this is why you suck, this is why, this is why, this is why you suck.
You suck cuz you hate, you hate cuz you're lame, this is why, this is why, this is why you suck.