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So here I am in Apt 9F. Sitting on the floor surrounded by boxes, and resting against my YANKEE STADIUM SEAT WHICH HAPPENS TO ALSO BE 9.


I'm f'n beat. And yet still weirdly frustrated that I can't pointlessly stay up, by way of watching things like Friday the 13th on demand, or The Jetsons, or How's It Made.


I'm also reluctant to start my going to bed process because that means I'll have to address the issue of not bringing my shower curtain here.


But since I've already written the recap for the Yank game, I'm all for addressing that instead.

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Thoughts BEFORE the game:


Game 101: "You have to outthink and outsmart your competitor."


Even when the Yankees play like they're interviewing for jobs as Muppet Babies, their post-ASB charm seems to come through for them. Last night's game against the Rays was an unmitigated mess, but fortunately for them, the Red Sox managed to outdo them, allowing the Yanks to hold on to their 2.5 game lead.


They got a handout, an undeserved one with ace CC Sabathia going up for them. Tonight their defense can't afford to be so lax, as they send Joba Chamberlain (6-2, 3.86) to the mound to face Matt Garza (7-7, 3.68) and his wicked 2-seamer. If Joba pitches the way he has in his last two starts, he will have made quite possibly the greatest headway with his critcs since the start of the season. (Of course, it may be all for naught on account of whisperings about cutbacks in the IP department, but semantics.)


Garza, (who, for some reason, I feel is due for a control-issue-evening), is coming off an even more disarming outing (CG, 9Ks), so tonight will likely be decided by how well each pitcher can keep the batters guessing. Both the Rays and Yankees aren't hurting for power (last night's Yank no-show notwithstanding), and it will be a question of whether Joba's slider can stymie the offense for the third consecutive time, whether Garza will continue to collect Ks like a freshman collects Absolut ads, and whether either pitcher is clever enough to impress the two most productive lineups in baseball.

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And thoughts AFTER the game:



Yankees on best behavior for Boss, swatting away Rays in 6-2 win



I just don't understand it. I will later chew off my own tongue for saying this, but off the top of my head I can't think of a better analogy: Joba Chamberlain's ability to incense and polarize fans, his almost characteristic plunges and ascents, and above all, the complex mystery of his future, has made him baseball's answer to (I'm sorry) Britney Spears.


The Yankees won the rubber match tonight in a 6-2 victory against the Rays. And while the offense certainly was sparky, Joba was otherwordly. He didn't ween his way back to old form. He just came back from Nebraska after the ASB and just decided to stop sucking. Sure, why not. And not like, "Well, well, Joba's showing some signs of life." In his last 3 starts, you can count the number of HITS he's let up on 1 hand.


And this bizarrely coincides with some vague murmurings about maybe, possibly, sort of putting him in the bullpen again. The Joba saga is harder to follow than that Spanish soap opera I had to watch in high school.


Going up against a pitcher who's arguably in lockstep with Joba with respect to young talent, Joba threw the best innings he's thrown all season. Maybe he didn't have the 12K game like the one against Boston. Or finish the game. (Way to keep things interesting, Bruney.) But unlike his standard display, tonight was marked by pitches dancing all over the plate. (Electric slider vs the gunning man!... Sorry. I'm not proud.)


In 8 scoreless innings, Joba threw a varitable kaleidascope of pitches that left most of the Rays' lineup dumbfounded and completely off-center, amounting to 5Ks, 2BBs, and only 1 runner even getting to sniff around 2nd base.


To drive the point home how awestruck I was: this was the first time in my entire life that I ever texted in my vote to anything. (The Chevy Player of the Game.) I always wondered what weirdos subscribed to this practice. Now I know.


Maybe it was the Boss's glaring presence in the stands. Or maybe it was making up for last night. But there isn't a team in baseball that looks better than the visiting team at the Trop. Mark Teixeira's defense could probably bring me to tears, depending on when you catch me, notably his 87 ft leap to rob Ben Zobrist of his scorching line drive. His offense was alright, too-- 2 for 3. Homerun. 2 RBIs. The best Christmas present I've ever gotten.


Derek Jeter, Hideki Matsui, Robinson Cano, Melky Cabrera, Jorge Posada, Nick Swisher.. (am I missing anyone?) all contributed to the near flawless performance. It looked like someone hooked up a Game Genie to their Nintendo Baseball All Stars game. Cano and Melky chipped in a couple of dings. Jeter looks more and more like the league MVP every day, and Hideki continues to quietly yet significantly leave his mark in the box score.


It kind of makes me not even care they went 2-10 with RISP.


And the other dugout? The lineup that was taking batting practice off one of the league's most powerful pitchers last night, was made to look like a National League cellar dweller. Jason Bartlett and Carl Crawford were the only Rays who could choke out a few hits, and Evan Longoria managed a HR off Brian Bruney, which shouldn't count because it's Bruney. If it wasn't for the Yanks' bullpen black sheep's quasi-unnerving 9th, the Rays would have been rendered more ineffective than a wrapping paper tube sword in a fencing match.


Tomorrow the Yanks head to Chicago's south side, where Sergio Mitre faces Clayton Richard. (Who?) NYY has now won 11 of their last 13 to steal the division lead from the Red Sox. I don't know what's worse, Boston's timid play of late, or the fact Mariano Rivera had to be woken up from his bullpen nap to relieve Bruney in non-save situation tonight.


But whether it was the Boss auditing the classroom, or the pressure to rebound from yesterday, or Joba's bullet train to restoration, tonight's game was a potent reaffirmation that the 2009 Yankees are leaving their critics and opponents sublimely silenced.


PS: Three and half up on the Sox now. I'd like them to keep cushioning this, just in case they haven't yet divorced themselves from the never-winning-against-them concept.


PPS: The Red Sox lost to Oakland. Again. It bears repeating.


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I should probably try to sleep soon. This day has last about 230 hours so far, and unrelented with the monsoon stuff for about 200 of those hours.


In other news, I would doing unconscienceable things right now for a bag of gummy/sour candy. The odds of me not going downstairs to wander around looking for this are approximately zero. Basically I can't motivate myself to find some kind of makeshift shower curtain, but I'm up and At-'em for a sour candy pursuit at 1AM that involves going outside.


The Phillies got Halladay Lite. Which personally I think is a much better fit for the team than Halladay anyway. So, everyone wins. Except Halladay, I guess, who is sweating bullets at the propsect of remaining in Canada. If I were him, I'd stay put. Toronto's a good club--in the sense that they look about 1 month away from locking in sync. Kinda like folding boxes, how when you try to fold it like this:



It's a bit aggravating and sometimes it feels like the only way to get it right is to bend the corners. But then all of a sudden, it just locks in.

Like the Yankees.

3 Comments:

  1. TheRecalledToys said...
    Your writing is incredible. Just caught it over at Pinstripe alley. Epic Props.

    The Joba inning limit scares the heck outta me. Wish they could get Washburn. Having best year. Lefty. Postseason experience. But Cashman is probably trying to convince everyone Igawa is ready to shine. :[
    djhogarty said...
    Congrats on your debut game at the new venue.

    POLLINA: 1-0 at HOME
    Crazy Yankee Chick said...
    Hey, thanks RecalledToys! That's awesome, thank you, that was good to hear.

    I LOVE WASHBURN. I know he's no spring chicken. (yeah i just said spring chicken) But still. Look how crazy sharp he is? A sinker baller would be perfect Wang replacement in rotation. But I think TPTB are probably going to laugh at the Ms' offer of Washburn if they're looking for joba/hughes. But if they just want to unload his salary and get a few prosepects, then it'd be as good as done.

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