"With those who do not give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers, and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them."
Cornhuskers? Wrong state. If you're going to trash talk, it's nice to have some idea what you're talking about. There's plenty there to choose from. I'd say ask your White Sox buddy for help, but most of their jabs get turned into badges of honor by the Twins (see: Piranhas).
Oh, and Gardenhire obviously practiced his cliches before last night, eh? I'm glad for the most part I couldn't hear the broadcasters in the bar.
Oh, and Gardenhire obviously practiced his cliches before last night, eh? I'm glad for the most part I couldn't hear the broadcasters in the bar.