"It's great to be young and a Yankee."

Well, crazy in the hallucinatory sense anyway.

ORIGINALLY the NY Times headline read this:

I have NO idea who Betty J. Sabatini is, but right now she's my exonerator, since she too caught this headline before it was changed to something weird about "Halladay is sparkly" or something.

Why do I care? I don't know, why do I care about any of the weird crap I waste my time substantiating.

Ok, well, now that that's taken care of, I can move on to more pressing matters. Like watching the new "Office" on DVR.