"With those who do not give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers, and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them."
I also thought of the Jesus/long hair joke. And I could easily see him telling God, "This is the weather you're giving New York this week? Come on, you can't treat the people of the greatest city in the world like that!" And then God reminds him who's Commissioner around here.
I can also see George telling Billy, "The good news is, we finally have Babe Ruth on our team." And Billy telling George, "The bad news is, the Devil's got all the umpires."
I can also see George telling Billy, "The good news is, we finally have Babe Ruth on our team." And Billy telling George, "The bad news is, the Devil's got all the umpires."