"It's great to be young and a Yankee."

"Everyone in Boston is disgusting": http://www.theonion.com/articles/red-sox-sell-out-of-commemorative-collapse-2011-ha,26212/




This is what you get for joining Boston, Carl Crawford. I thought we had something special. You are an embarrassment. It's sad. I feel a high schooler who just realized she's been pining away for a total loser for so long, and he's not worthy of her adoration:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0FoSmMUEL4

God, this is funny. And yet also so scary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QijpwREKwus