"It's great to be young and a Yankee."

What's worse, going down on K's at the hand of Nick Swisher... or....

Wait, no, nevermind. There's nothing.

Well, I guess possible exceptions include going down on Ks at the hand of Shelley Duncan. Or Melky Cabrera.

I don't even know who to compare Nick Swisher to. He's like Encino Man or something. Only a few people were psyched about getting him initially, but then he became this icon that the community embraced because he made you laugh and brought everything to a new level and never quite fit into any pigeonhole. There it is. Nick Swisher is Encino Man.