"It's great to be young and a Yankee."

I feel like one of those people on facebook who use their status updates as a way of keeping us all abreast of their smoking-quitting process: "Ashley is 1 WEEK WITHOUT CIGS! AH!"

My Dad doesn't like it when people say "I can't wait for..." because he responds, "Well, you can wait actually. You have to. Because you don't really have much of a choice."

Similarly, I don't like it when people say, "Ugh! I wish it was the weekend already!" because that's never going to happen, so if you're making wishes, why not wish to find a box full of $329 million?