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The following things have be told to me at some point in my life:
1.) "Bleen is a number between 6 and 7." -My Dad (which resulted in me asking my 3rd grade teacher when we were going to learn about Bleen. May as well have asked to see the basement in the Alamo.)
2.) "Farrah Fawcett is the former Secretary of State." -my sister (I'm not sure if me repeating this was any more embarrassing than what I had originally thought, which was that she was Woody Allen's daughter.)
3.) "Junior was based on a true story." Actually no one told me this. I just thought it on my own.
Yeaaahhh. And most recently:
"I DID IT. I WROTE A WHOLE POST DEVOID OF POP CULTURE REFERENCES."
"Why would you write a preview without any pop culture references? That was the best part of your posts. I'm not even going to read this."
"Are you kidding? Because you said they're all over the place and bet me I couldn't."
"They are all over the place. I was obviously kidding about the other part. AND I TOLD YOU I WAS KIDDING."
Oops.
Ahhh, well, at least I know I can do it if someone puts a gun to my head.
My wildly regressing maturity and ability to engage in adult discourse may be a telltale sign of the impending baseball season. (Take note, Pirates fan. THAT is the correct use of "impending.")
AND IT'S 1:30AM WHICH MEANS BASEBALL SEASON STARTS TODAY!
IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS WE CAN WATCH THE REIGNING WORLD CHAMPIONS PLAY BALL!
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- from the first picture I would have recommended "Mat" as a name for CYH. Glad he is more active and good luck with him/her
- Let the games begin or "Let the pigeons loose". Enjoy the game.
- Do not disturb the universe
CYC= Yankees and pop culture, it aint broke don't fix it. Besides you already gave up candy for Lent,
(I think that DnD White hot choclate might be cheating though, ask a priest)